Why I think Twitter is a Retard

Body Snatchers

I'm so happy.  Everything really is great right now.  I start back to school in 4 days.  In 4 weeks I should be on my way to become an embalmer.  Plus have a double associates.  I think I can trade them in somewhere and get a real degree.  Maybe at the Chuck E. Cheese ticket counter...

I made breakfast this morning.  It was delicious.  Pancakes & eggs + apples for good measure.

It looked like this:

Ah delicious smiley faces.